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Happy Birthday Jesus.
You are by far the greatest character ever created
In a world dominating amalgam of perpetual hypocrisy.
And while I’m at it,
Happy birthday Santa, the aptly anthropomorphic Easter bunny, Equal Society,
Kim Jong il’s great leadership, and Harry Potter.
See what I did there? (in case you’re not quite sharp enough, these are all things that do not exist and never will).
