So I went to the city.

Walked

A lot

Stopped, Turned a corner, Walked some more.

Stopped. Whiskey and coke. Walked some more.

But the one thing that made up for the shit storm that is the city up to that point

Was finding an amazing vantage point.

Sure me and my friend had to:

Climb fences.

Scale rooftops.

Up ladders.

Sneak past bar windows.

Climb more rooftops.

Slide down rooftops.

But we ended up somewhere where there was no one else.

No stupid drunk girls.

Or singlet toting esshayss cunts.

From where we were we could see both the bridge and the opera house in

Clear view.

Literally 5 minutes before the fireworks special.

Some workers from the bar below us had come up to the roof to view the show.

And one had a wooden plank with a nail sticking out of it RIGHT UP HIS ASS.

He tried to get us to leave but we didn’t the fire then proceeded to go off.

And he left us alone.

That show was amazing.

After the fireworks we went to a bar.

Got some drinks and met some very interesting people.

One, a start-up musical savant trying to make his way through the world.

The next one being the former’s sister who has a child as well as a 

Fetish for black men.

And the last and by far the most interesting,

A Nigerian man who was studying here and living in woolongong.

…And dating the second person.

Oh and this very drunk white African woman 

Who had attempted to form a ‘roots’ connection with our Nigerian

With the intention of having him walk the bridge with her.

And even after failing at this. She was determined to do it alone.

But I’m quite certain the bridge was off limits to pedestrians.

After exchanging goodbyes it was time to catch a train home.

This is the point where the fun stops.

Put away all the laughter and joy, Go back to hating this year.

Two people.

That’s all it took.

TWO.

SUPER DUPER STUPID BITCHES.

They weren’t even drunk.

A blonde and a Leb chick.

Both dumb as fuck.

The blonde more so, and the leb chick was so incredibly up herself. 

They were harassing some Taiwanese girls sitting across from them on the train.

The reason I know why they were specifically Taiwanese is because one of them

Began counting down, approaching 3 am.

5

4

3

2

1

HAPPY TAIWANESE NEW YEAR she yells.

people on the train laugh and respond with vigor.

literally seconds from this event.

The leb chick asked:

Oh are you guys from Taiwan?

The Blonde chicks straight after this:

OMG WHAT TIME IS IT OVER THERE?

…

oh dear girl who has just professed that it had just become the new year only seconds ago in Taiwan. What time is it over there?

Even after the Taiwanese girls left the idiocy Continued.

Persisted for almost 3 quarters of the ride.

After they left I had assumed the suffering was over.

But almost like on queue

The chick in front of me woke up instantaneously 

and I shit you not I was Convinced That she called the two dumb asses that 

had just left.

Only until She stated talking Indian did i realise it wasn’t 

Tweedle dumb and Tweedle Dumber on the phone with her.

FUCK TRAINS.

FUCK PEOPLE.

Happy New Years.